Wonkys

Experimental software artifacts — deliberately useless, accidentally load-bearing

Entropic Atomic Hostility HTML

Win95-style window containing a live seismograph. Press "Get Value" to receive nine instances of the word "help." Close the window for a custom BSOD. The hostility is permanent.

win95 canvas

Win95 Melting Folders HTML

My Computer window where the folder icons progressively melt. Status bar reads: "Just try your best I guess?"

SOUL_RADIO HTML

Audio synthesizer with retro interface. Generates sound from configurable waveforms. Version 1.1.

ASCII_CHAOS COBOL

Experimental text artifact written in COBOL. Because some chaos requires a language from 1959.

progresspanic.py PYTHON

A loading bar that panics. At 85% it starts worrying. At 90% it escalates. At 99% it exits and creates a haunted readme.

WonkyPad PYTHON

Text editor with Win95 aesthetic. Syntax highlighting, auto-close brackets, and 13 wonky text transforms including Sarcasm Case, uwu, and Zalgo. Because developer tools should respect users.

UselessTracker HTML

An app that tracks itself. Measures whether it's installed (yes), whether it's open (yes), session duration, and button presses. Embedded AI observer provides philosophical commentary via Claude API.

RockSimQT PYTHON

Rock simulation. Qt interface. Rocks do what rocks do, which is mostly just sit there. Compellingly.