Wonkys — DodecaGone Systems

Interactive Esoteric Apps

Live in-browser simulations and desktop experiments

Entropic Atomic Hostility

A Windows 95-style desktop frame housing a live canvas seismograph. Pressing "Get Value" yields recurring messages of help, and closing the frame triggers a simulated BSOD.

Launch Simulation →

HTML / JS

DodecaGone Systems Desktop

A fully simulated operating system workbench. Open document folders, view system manuals, run local diagnostics, and interact with the retro console terminal.

Boot Desktop →

HTML / JS

Win95 Melting Folders

A "My Computer" mockup window where the folder icons slowly melt into liquid pixels over time. The system status bar offers mild reassurance: "Just try your best I guess?"

Initialize Melt →

HTML / JS

The Useless Tracker

An application designed specifically to track its own running state, duration, and user clicks. A philosophical AI observer comments in real time on the utility of your clicks.

Start Tracking →

Esoteric Scripts & Programs

Esoteric source files, COBOL utilities, and script tools

RaveSafe V2 COBOL

Terminal-based soundwave compliance validator and rave safety analyzer. Checks decibel thresholds and hydration multipliers in pure COBOL (from the Year of Our Lord 1959).

esoteric compliance

progresspanic.py PYTHON

A terminal loading bar that panics. At 85% it starts worrying. At 90% it escalates. At 99% it exits and generates a haunted README.

terminal cli

wonkypad.py PYTHON

Win95-style terminal text editor supporting UWU case, sarcasm case, and Zalgo transforms. Includes syntax highlighting and auto-closing brackets.

editor transforms

RockSimQT.py PYTHON

Rock simulation using a Qt interface. Rocks do exactly what rocks are built to do: they sit there. Compellingly.

qt simulation

The Esoteric Archives

Complete file repository — browse, run, or download raw source

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